So I have absolutely no idea how long it'll take to get fixed or get a new one (because it's just not even starting up, WTF), I might be out for days or weeks. Here's hoping it's days! *crosses fingers!*
[ETA] Apparently it's either gonna take a few days (if it's the screen playing silly buggers), or I'm going to have to buy a new laptop, ROFL. Either way, I'll be finding out tomorrow.